Marmaduke sais it all...

So I found this website http://marmadukeexplained.blogspot.com and I must say, this shit is fucking brilliant.

There is nothing better than finding really witty, creative stuff like this on the internet.

Samples from the site:

Friday, December 01, 2006

Marmaduke is harassing a street person.

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Monday, September 25, 2006

Marmaduke is being cock-blocked.

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Marmaduke wants his owner-man to know that the TV needs to be fixed, and clearly doesn't give two shits if owner-man is otherwise engaged.

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Friday, March 09, 2007

Marmaduke, who does not want to play fetch, reminds two young boys that he is a dangerous and amoral carnivore four times their size who is not to be condescended to.

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Marmaduke's owner-lady's jealousy is utterly transparent.

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Monday, March 05, 2007

Marmaduke and his owner-girl are looking at pornography. Put on the spot when her father walks in the room, Owner-Girl panics and offers up the least plausible explanation in the history of Being Caught Looking At Computer Porn By Your Dad while frantically closing browser windows.

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Marmaduke and his owner-children decide to give con-artistry a try and attempt to scam several neighborhood ragamuffins out of some quarters, but Marmaduke's celebrity is called into question.

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Thursday, November 16, 2006

Marmaduke is running so fast that his owner-man caught an updraft and is flailing in the air behind him like a kite. Kayla witnesses Owner-Man's plight and is quickly brought down a peg or two by Marmaduke's owner-girl, who finds it easier and more fulfilling to label people than to turn halfway around.

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

Marmaduke's plans for tonight are to eat lots of snacks and watch elephants fucking on TV.

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Marmaduke is utilizing his gargantuan strength and uniquely canine disregard for local building codes to construct his owners a swimming pool. Also, Owner-Girl is developing into quite the braggart.

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Seriously people, you must check this shit out. Mad props to this guy on creativity, originality, and pretty funny shit! Especially when he talks smack about owner-girl.